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The 2017-2018 Committee

See committee 17/18

James Mulhall

Aka The Traitor was a promising young first-year student who was studying general science. There was high hope for James to take a senior position on the committee in 2016-17. Unfortunately, a terrible accident occurred and James heard about UCD. Driven mad with the poor living conditions of Corrib village, James soon turned to the Darkside. He is now UCD puppet with a mission of causing as much mayhem as possible for NUIG MC. His most recent attempt to sabotage was the 2016 first semester trip to Kerry, which failed miserably as the craic was still had, but be weary this is the first of many attempts to come so please keep an eye out for this suspicious individual.

Liam Lang

Aka Lila is the 2016/17 Hiking vice Captain. This is quite an extraordinary achievement for Liam, who once got lost walking to Tesco. He is currently studying Engineering with the dream of becoming a head civil engineer on Trump's great wall. Often times this strange individual can be found steaming some sort of semi-edible food while continually repeating the phrase "It's fine". He has high hopes for the club in the future and dreams of turning it into the form filling club (FFC for short). It is actually a lie that Liam was born with his beard. There is photographic proof of this, although it is rarely seen.

Damien Egan

Aka Damo/Shnake is currently studying Engineering with Liam. It's been rumored that this is how Damo got such an important role on the committee when he is clearly more interested in table tennis. There is an unusual correlation between his attempts of climbing at the kingfisher and the number of injuries at the wall. The most popular theory for this is being from Athlone he has an irresistible impulse to cause damage. If you see this person DO NOT FEED. He may become violent with you in order to get access to the rest of your food. Spray with cold water to deter .

Hannah Jansen

Aka The juggler is possibly the exact opposite of Lila. Lila has no the idea of where he's going, Hannah, on the other hand, has no idea where she from. This is due to the PTSD she is suffering from her days as an elite Swedish commando. She was conscripted into the army for 2-4 years. No one is quite how many but all we know is its multiple. She recently turned 21 and instead of cash as a present she asks everyone attending to give IKEA vouchers. Also, likes horses.

Francesca Rocca McAllister

Aka Tinderella is a bubbly, loving person until she plays spoons. Upon entering a game of spoons, she will viciously attack her opponent until the match end, returning to here natural docile state (swiping on tinder). Usually only seen hiking but has recently started to attend climbing to much confusion of the regular members. Fran has a long lost brother Fernando who is quite evil with a thick moustache, do not approach if seen.

Ruairi O'Hogartaigh (RORO)

[[1]] Aka Veggie Monster. Ruairi has kept the fact he is a veggie monster a closely guarded secret. Never getting tired, never getting cold(often seen in shorts), not eating anything from an animal and shedding their skin at a full moon are some traits of a Veggie monster. Never seen on hikes as he is always 2 Kilometers ahead of the group with his superior Veggie monster speed. It is rumored that he has a lair somewhere in the Connemara Mountain range. Their main food source is Bananas and Oreos, peanut butter and bananas, rice and bananas and their most favorite is bananas and banana bread. Beware of Phillipe! Also is a VEGAN, he asked us to let ye know

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Ruairi can often be seen cycling, or walking very fast


Daddio

Aka Padhraic Mac Maghnuis is possibly the best climber in NUIG. When asked about when he gets his talent from he responds "I owe my shit looks, oversized ego and amazing climbing skill to the ropes and harness I found in my parent's room when I was younger". He was born with the name Padhraic Mac Maghnuis but changed it in 2016 to Daddio to fit into his role as the clubs daddy. Favorite game is spoons, loves a bit of man on man.

Pierce Hosey

Aka Posies is a climber and reputed ginger. Often seen trying to attract girls by talking about 'cracks' and 'nuts', he has been known to have to turn back from attempting to hike up hills as small as 20m. Some say that he is simply terrified of solid ground. A simple man from Carlow, Pierce has not yet been introduced to concepts such as electricity or fire, and as such should be treated with caution. Not to be confused with Ciara Mc Ellistrim.

Rover Bandits

Cathal Breathnach Aka Charley is an old young member of NUIG MC. He has a strange habit of getting into incidents with reindeer. The last one left him with a broken arm. He is the lead singer of the boy band called Rover Bandits.

James O’Connell Aka Jiggles is the first Kerry man ever to go aboard. Due to the lack of traveling that Kerry people do, James immune system is very vulnerable. This causes him to regularly get food poisoning when in a foreign country. As with all male Kerry people they reproduce through their toes, which explains his weird obsession with feet. The lead drummer in Rover Bandits.

Fionn Delahunty Aka Fino is the Designated driver/Lead Guitarists of the Rover Bandits. Fionn uses to be a very reckless and had not a care in the world, was until he ran into the land shark. Since then he has become a much more serious character in the club and has started the land shark survivors group.

Cécile Collot

Aka Spider thing is a strange creature who dwells at the club. Due to evolution she does not a have a backbone, which allows her to contort her body into various shapes that would be impossible for humans. She does not understand how belaying works and regularly will sit and chat extremely loudly to anyone nearby. she likes to keep the new members involved in "real climbing". this usually starts during their lesson which she regularly interrupts. Major rover bandits fan and is rumored to have a crush on their lead guitarist.

Kevin Normoyle

Aka Boy Racer. He claims of being from Limerick and has a big talk but can't walk the walk. Has actually never stabbed anyone, this is because he is actually from Clare. When he was younger, he dreamed of being a boy racer.Spinning alloys, modded exhausts, the whole nine yards. This dream was crushed after all the haters seen his cameo in an RTE movie. Loves cribbing about foreign countries and peoples. Despite this, he very much loves the environment and nominated himself to be the club's environmental safety officer